I think he figured out you are not suppose to be in the water. Since the shower is used for storage this may be his bath..

It is suppose to be ‘I can’t believe its not butter!’. The translation is a fail!

Not only is the spelling messed up, but the tattoo in general is a fail..I would recommend growing out your hair..

Is that suppose to be a churchenis?

Either this guy is good at hitting the ball off his nose or he forgot to catch..

Please no improper sexual activity with the ducks!

Be sure to seal all your boxes when you move. You do not want to lose your dildo..

Wow, that thing looks like a clown. Sexy fake eyebrows..

I bet that cat still lands on its feet.

Now that is some good Pussi!